May 2013
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May 18th
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waxeygordon replied to your post: time to start being human s5 ya ya last season… I’m mourning Happy Endings :( i was going to talk to you about that :( i couldn’t believe the news :( i mean i know season 3 was a bit slow but COME ON. i read um usa network or some shiz might pick them up? i hope they do :( 
May 18th
time to start being human s5 ya ya last season finally ITS COMING TO ITS END
May 18th
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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they found the kid that ran away. instead of people being glad he turned up, they’re saying he deserves “a good beat up” for running away. RIGHT. i wish people asked themselves what 15yo kid runs away from his house - where he’s got all the commodities in the entire world - unless he was having such an awful time in his house and truly believed no one could help him out. ...
May 18th
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waxeygordon replied to your post: this 15yo kid that goes to my old school stole 60k… lmfao the one who was “missing?” omg he fucking GETS it. #winning I KNOWWWWW!!!! i was worried because i thought he had genuinely gone missing, like he had been kidnapped or something but when i found out he had run away i was like .. LOL MORE POWER TO YOU ? ? ? i just wish he’s okay...
May 17th
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thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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this 15yo kid that goes to my old school stole 60k from his house and escaped school and ran away
May 16th
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lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
May 16th
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onedirection: no tickets for ya’ll poor bitches aha :) x
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be
May 16th
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someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
May 14th
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Can we just talk about how we finally know what the mother looks like?!?!??!!!
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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nothing like spending a few hours talking to one of my favorites in the entire world (◡‿◡✿)
May 13th
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News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police
News in America: Woman kills and eats 3 week old son
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining
News in Canada: Man steals $30 million worth of maple syrup from the government
News in Portugal: Cristiano Ronaldo is sad
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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oh my god i hate everyone on being human but i cant stop watching. two more seasons for this torture to end 
May 13th
book: this character was really really ugly
movie/series: no
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
May 12th
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overtheunderpass: you may be rollin’ joints, but i’m rollin’ ups. fruit roll-ups. smoking this was a bad idea, can you call an ambulance for me
May 12th
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greekphilucifer: FML (fruit, my life) i love strawberries fml 
May 12th
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rnarshrnallows: i love getting baked! wait whats that? weed? no no i want u to put me into the oven at 375 degrees
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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gerard-gay: i haTE it when people are like  awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333 guys who are sweet with old people <33333333 guys who respect their mothers <333333 guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333
May 11th
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May 11th
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it’s been a while since i’ve read any good books. i’ve started like 4 and stopped reading them and thats so unlike me but god lately YA hasn’t been fulfilling. 
May 11th
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i havent’ visited my satan turner tag in like 2 months im scared i might die of a heart attack if i go check
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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